Girl Friends and Gambling / Mordecai 34

While you are busy at the Crap table, have you ever given a thought to what your girl fiend is up to and about?

Good day to all you Casanovas, lushes, degenerates, and other assorted rowdies, in whatever time zones you may be in.

A girl friend is not a bad thing to have with you in the casino. In fact I think it is a very good thing! Think about your gambling adventures and how many times you've been carried away with yourself. Oftentimes, a girl friend can have a stabilizing effect on you. When a woman accompanies you into a casino, there are things you must think about. Will she be alright while you are playing with the dice and she is on her own? Will there be strangers "hitting" on her? Can she control herself with her own personal vices? These are a couple of the things you should be thinking  about when having your girl friend with you in the casino. Now for the good part; You know that there will come a point where you have to feed her. At some point, also, you will have to see about taking her home (your place or hers). Psychologically, your subconscious is telling you in the back of your mind, "don't plunge", "don't go 'all in'". Now, you're thinking about two people. Trust me on this one. Being with a woman will surely make a difference in your evenings activities.
Now we go to the other side of the coin. You're with a woman who is not to fond of your gambling activities. Maybe, she is also not to happy with some of your other predilections. Maybe, also, you are not so happy with the way she conducts herself. Whether it be at the bar, or at the tables you will find out a lot about a woman. A casino has a funny way of bringing out the true person. A bad day in the casino might dictate that the two of you are just not compatible. It then comes time to part company. Not being to much of an authority on this subject, I had Grandma hunt for some help on the internet; She didn't fail me. There is a site http://www.breakupsmadesimple.com/blog/2009/01/23/some-of-the-worst-ways-to-break-up.html This is a great site for those of you out there who need a little help in this kind of matter. Specifically, you will find out what NOT to do, when breaking up. On this site you will even find out when it it is the wrong time to break up. The author on this site sure seems to "have it together". All in all, a good site to help one through those difficulties that sometimes occur in this life. Reading through this site, I would probably say, it is applicable to both men and women.

What is this woman doing? She is in my den and she is fooling around with a machine gun. You read right. I must get a picture of this. Try to imagine a 70 year old woman pointing a machine gun at me. You'll see the picture of this next week; I promise! I hope she is not thinking about breaking up with me?